YesESL.com » English Humor http://www.yesesl.com A Portal of English as a Second Language Thu, 22 Dec 2011 08:31:57 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 English Humor – Why do men get out of bed? http://www.yesesl.com/useful-expressions/english-humor-why-do-men-get-out-of-bed http://www.yesesl.com/useful-expressions/english-humor-why-do-men-get-out-of-bed#comments Thu, 14 Jan 2010 07:46:10 +0000 YesESL.com http://www.yesesl.com/?p=1187 In the past, there was a small kingdom.
One day, the king was told that almost all of the men in the kingdom got out of bed in the middle of the night.  So a survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night.

5% said it was to get a glass of water.
12% said it was to go to the bathroom.
83% said it was to go home.

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