English Humor – Why do men get out of bed?

In the past, there was a small kingdom.
One day, the king was told that almost all of the men in the kingdom got out of bed in the middle of the night.  So a survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night.

5% said it was to get a glass of water.
12% said it was to go to the bathroom.
83% said it was to go home.

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